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College Gameday Drinking Game: Week 3

To Start:
Take a drink for each person wearing a black suit with a white shirt underneath.
My Friend Game: One person is designated “My friend”.  Every time Corso says, “Not so fast, my friend” everyone besides the designated person finishes his drink.  The last person to finish becomes the new “My friend” for not being fast enough.
Pollack’s Bitch Game: One person is designated as David Pollack Bitch.  Every time David Pollack insults a team, player, or coach, Pollack’s bitch drinks for ten seconds and then passes the roll onto some of his choice.
Analyst Game: Pick an analyst (Kirk, Lee, or Desmond).  Each time your analyst previews a game, drink until his preview is finished.  Also, each time your analyst is shown alone on camera, take a drink.
Signs and Flags
Take a drink for each Washington state flag in the background
Take a drink for each Catherine Webb sign
Take a drink for any sign relating Johnny Manziel to the Heisman Trophy. 
The Samantha Ponder Game:
Take a drink each time Samantha Ponder is shown.
If when she’s shown, you think Samantha Ponder is a Smokeshow continue drinking until she is off screen.
During the show:
If at any point during the show, an analyst picks your alma mater or favorite team to win, finish your beer.  (If picked during Saturday Selection, you only need to finish a single beer)
Make sure to continue following the “My Friend”, “Pollack’s Bitch”, and “Analyst” games
Take a drink if Chris Fowler says “Aggie Land” or “Twelfth Man”
Take a drink whenever your alma mater is mentioned
Take a drink whenever your biggest rival is mentioned
Take a drink every time a coach said to “be on the hot seat”
Take a drink whenever Kirk gingerly fingers a pencil between his two hands
Take a drink when anyone says “Johnny Football”
Take a drink whenever Chris Fowler says “Meeshigan” instead of Michigan.
Take a drink if Lee Corso says “Warshington” rather than “Washington” (including Washington St etc.)
Take a drink every time Kirk says “Win Big”
Take a drink every time Lee Corso says “Closer than the experts think.”
Take a drink each time Lee Corso stumbles over his words.
Take a drink each time Lee Corso repeats something he has just said.
If at any time Lee Corso begins making sense, set down your beer and take a nap.
Take a drink if Chris Fowler introduces the Bama-A&M game with “And now this game”.  If it is any other intro, take 3 drinks.
Perform the Saturday Selections.  Each time you agree with your analyst, take a drink.  Each time you disagree, take 3 drinks.  If you fail to make a pick, take 5 drinks.  (Desmond’s partners will be paired with the guest picker.)
Take a drink if Lee Corso picks Alabama (regardless if he’s you analyst)…if he is your analyst, take two drinks.
If Lee Corso picks Alabama, and Kirk Herbstreit plays with the elephant’s trunk, everyone finishes their beer.
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