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College Gameday Drinking Game: Week 9

To Start:
Take a drink for each person wearing a black suit coat.
My Friend Game: One person is designated “My friend”.  Every time Corso says, “Not so fast, my friend” everyone besides the designated person finishes his drink.  The last person to finish becomes the new “My friend” for not being fast enough.  Also, when someone says “friend” or a synonym, the “Friend” must take a drink.
Pollack’s Bitch Game: One person is designated as David Pollack Bitch.  Every time David Pollack insults a team, player, or coach, Pollack’s bitch drinks for ten seconds and then passes the roll onto some of his choice.
Analyst Game: Pick an analyst (Kirk, Lee, or Desmond).  Each time your analyst is shown alone on camera, take a drink.  Each time your analyst previews a game, drink for 10 seconds.
Signs and Flags
Take a drink for each Washington state flag in the background
Take a drink for each sign negatively referring to Shabazz Muhammad
Take a drink for each sign referencing Jerry Sandusky

Take a drink for each sign playing off of ESPN
Take a drink for each sign talking about Rick Neuheisel
Take a drink for each sign mentioning NIKE
The Samantha Ponder Game:
Take a drink each time Samantha Ponder is shown.
If when she’s shown, you think Samantha Ponder is a Smokeshow continue drinking until she is off screen.
During the show:
If at any point during the show, an analyst picks your alma mater or favorite team to win, finish your beer.  (If picked during Saturday Selection, you only need to finish a single beer)
Make sure to continue following the “My Friend”, “Pollack’s Bitch”, and “Analyst” games
Take a drink every time they mention Chip Kelly/The Eagles
Take a drink whenever your alma mater is mentioned
Take a drink whenever the Oregon/Washington game is mentioned
Drink for the amount of seconds you think are equal to the length of Paul Finebaum’s ears when he is shown the first time.
Take a drink every time a stadium is shown.
Take a drink whenever time Maty Mauk is mentioned
Take a drink whenever De’Anthony’s connection to Snoop Dogg (Snoop Lion) is mentioned.
Take a drink anyone says “Autzen Zoo”
Take a drink every time Kirk says “Win Big”
Take a drink every time Lee Corso says “Closer than the experts think.”
Take a drink each time Lee Corso stumbles over his words.
Take a drink each time Lee Corso repeats something he has just said.
If Ty Burrell or Kaitlin Olson is the guest picker, drink for 10 seconds.  If both are, finish your beer.
Take a drink every time The Bear is shown.
Perform the Saturday Selections.  Each time you agree with your analyst, take a drink.  Each time you disagree, take 3 drinks.  If you fail to make a pick, take 5 drinks.  (Desmond’s partners will be paired with the guest picker.)
Take a drink whenever Teddy Bridgewater is show or the UCF defeat of Louisville is mentioned.
During the Oregon-UCLA pick, Lee Corso ushers live ducks onto the stage finish 2 Beers.  If Corso picks the ducks and hugs the real Oregon duck finish beers.  If Corso picks UCLA finish 2 beers.
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