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College Gameday Drinking Game: Week 13

To Start:
Take a drink for each person wearing a black suit coat.
My Friend Game: One person is designated “My friend”.  Every time Corso says, “Not so fast, my friend” everyone besides the designated person finishes his drink.  The last person to finish becomes the new “My friend” for not being fast enough.  When Lee says “Not so fast, [ ]” with any ending besides, “Friend”, the Friend must drink until Lee stops talking.
Pollack’s Bitch Game: One person is designated as David Pollack Bitch.  Every time David Pollack insults a team, player, or coach, Pollack’s bitch drinks for five seconds and then passes the roll onto some of his choice.
Analyst Game: Pick an analyst (Kirk, Lee, or Desmond).  Each time your analyst is shown alone on camera or previews a game take a drink….if you’re analyst goes off screen, the person who takes his place at the table is now your analyst (for better or for worse).
Signs and Flags
Take a drink for each Washington state flag in the background
Take a drink for each sign referencing Jameis Winston
Take a drink for each sign referencing Robert Griffin III

Take a drink for each sign playing off of ESPN
Take a drink for each sign relating to Mike Gundy
Take a drink for each sign referencing Lee Corso
The Samantha Ponder Game:
Take a drink each time Samantha Ponder is shown.
If when she’s shown, you think Samantha Ponder is a Smokeshow continue drinking until she is off screen.
During the show:
If at any point during the show, an analyst picks your alma mater or favorite team to win, finish your beer.  (If picked during Saturday Selection, you only need to finish only a single beer)
Make sure to continue following the “My Friend”, “Pollack’s Bitch”, and “Analyst” games
Take a drink every time Braxton Miller, Jadeveon Clowney, or Tajh Boyd are shown
Take a drink whenever your alma mater is mentioned
Take a drink each time Ed Orgeron is mentioned
Drink for the amount of seconds you think are equal to the length of Paul Finebaum’s ears (in inches) when he is shown the first time.
Take a drink every time a stadium is shown.
Take a drink each time the Oklahoma State scandal is mentioned.
Take a drink whenever Jameis Winston or his charges are mentioned
Take a drink whenever Ohio State’s schedule is mentioned.
Take a drink every time Kirk says “Win Big”
Take a drink every time Lee Corso says “Closer than the experts think.” or “By a field goal”
Take a drink each time Lee Corso stumbles over his words.
Take a drink whenever the Baylor is compared to Ohio State
Finish a beer if the guest picker is a former Oklahoma State athlete.
Take a drink every time The Bear is shown.
Perform the Saturday Selections.  Each time you agree with your analyst, take a drink.  Each time you disagree, take 3 drinks.  If you fail to make a pick, take 5 drinks.  (Desmond’s partners will be paired with the guest picker.)
Finish your beer if the “I’m a Man, I’m 40” clip is shown.
During the Baylor-Oklahoma State pick, if Lee Corso dresses as a Cowboy finish 2 Beers.  If Lee does something Baylor related, finish your current beer.
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