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College Gameday Drinking Game: Week 6

To Start:
Take a drink for each person not wearing a black suit coat.
My Friend Game: One person is designated “My friend”.  Every time Corso says, “Not so fast, my friend” everyone besides the designated person finishes his drink.  The last person to finish becomes the new “My friend” for not being fast enough.  Also, when someone says “friend” or a synonym, the “Friend” must take a drink.
Pollack’s Bitch Game: One person is designated as David Pollack Bitch.  Every time David Pollack insults a team, player, or coach, Pollack’s bitch drinks for ten seconds and then passes the roll onto some of his choice.
Analyst Game: Pick an analyst (Kirk, Lee, or Desmond).  Each time your analyst previews a game, drink until his preview is finished.  Also, each time your analyst is shown alone on camera, take a drink.
Signs and Flags
Take a drink for each Washington state flag in the background
Take a drink for each sign talking referencing Ohio State suspended players
Take a drink for any sign about Pat Fitzgerald
The Samantha Ponder Game:
Take a drink each time Samantha Ponder is shown.
If when she’s shown, you think Samantha Ponder is a Smokeshow continue drinking until she is off screen.
During the show:
If at any point during the show, an analyst picks your alma mater or favorite team to win, finish your beer.  (If picked during Saturday Selection, you only need to finish a single beer)
Make sure to continue following the “My Friend”, “Pollack’s Bitch”, and “Analyst” games
Take a drink if Chris Fowler says “Ryan Field”
Take a drink whenever your alma mater is mentioned
Take a drink whenever your biggest rival is mentioned
Take a drink every time Lane Kiffin’s firing is mentioned
Take a drink whenever the academic standards/proficiency of Northwestern is mentioned
Take a drink when anyone says “Kenny Guiton”
Take a drink whenever Chris Fowler says “Meeshigan” instead of Michigan.
Take a drink if Lee Corso says “Warshington” rather than “Washington” (including Washington St etc.)
Take a drink every time Kirk says “Win Big”
Take a drink every time Lee Corso says “Closer than the experts think.”
Take a drink each time Lee Corso stumbles over his words.
Take a drink each time Lee Corso repeats something he has just said.
If Darren Rovell or Michael Wilbon are the guest picker, drink for 6 seconds.
Take a drink every time the fat guy with those dark sunglasses by the computer and sound system is shown.
Perform the Saturday Selections.  Each time you agree with your analyst, take a drink.  Each time you disagree, take 3 drinks.  If you fail to make a pick, take 5 drinks.  (Desmond’s partners will be paired with the guest picker.)
Take a drink if Chris Fowler introduces the Ohio State-Northwestern game with “And now the one these fans are here for” or a similar alternative, finish your beer.
During his OSU-Northwestern pick, if Lee Corso throws a mascot head or other prop, finish 2 beers…if hes does not finish beer.
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Tonight’s Presidential Debate Drinking Game’s Rules:

Pick a candidate (does not necessarily have to be for whom you plan to vote)

To get started:

–          If your candidate is wearing a red tie, take 2 drinks

–          If your candidate is wearing a blue tie, take 1 drink

–          Take a drink if your candidate is wearing an American flag pin

–          Take a drink if your candidate’s first words are “Thank you” or “I’d like to start off by thanking”

Take a drink every time your candidate says anything on his list

If you are drinking to
Barack Obama:Governor Romney

Osama Bin Laden

Bob Schieffer (or just Bob)

Just isn’t true

Let me be clear

Clinton

Iran

General Motors

Bankrupt

Defense Spending

Nuclear Weapons

The Troops (or Soldiers)

Big Bird

Ended the war in Iraq

Sanctions

If you are drinking to
Mitt Romney:My plan

Terrorism

ObamaCare

5 Trillion

Libya

Crisis

Reagan

Afghanistan

Foreign Oil

Brave Men and Women

Rose Garden

Greece

Coal

Syria

China

Also, no matter which candidate you’re drinking for, drink if:

–          If a candidate has any type of numbered or multi-step plan – Take one drink for each number.

–          Take a drink for each smirk, awkward grin, or laugh

–          Drink each time President Obama talks about a random story about helping a family

–          Drink each time Mitt Romney mentions the state of Massachusetts

–          Drink each time a candidate interrupts his opponent

–          Drink for each punch thrown during the debate

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