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College Gameday Drinking Game: Week 15

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To Start:
Take a drink for each person wearing a black suit coat.
My Friend Game: One person is designated “My friend”.  Every time Corso says, “Not so fast, my friend” everyone besides the designated person finishes his drink.  The last person to finish becomes the new “My friend” for not being fast enough.  When Lee says “Not so fast, [ ]” with any ending besides, “Friend”, the Friend must drink until Lee stops talking.
Pollack’s Bitch Game: One person is designated as David Pollack Bitch.  Every time David Pollack insults a team, player, or coach, Pollack’s bitch drinks for five seconds and then passes the roll onto some of his choice.
Analyst Game: Pick an analyst (Kirk, Lee, or Desmond).  Each time your analyst is shown alone on camera or previews a game take a drink….if you’re analyst goes off screen, the person who takes his place at the table is now your analyst (for better or for worse).
Additionally, if two analysts are shown on screen, you must compete in paper-rock-scissors with a person who has selected the other analyst.  IF you lose, you take a drink.
Signs and Flags
Take a drink for each Washington state flag in the background
Take a drink for each sign referencing Auburn
Take a drink for each sign referencing the Iron Bowl

Take a drink for each sign playing off of ESPN
Take a drink for each sign referencing Urban Meyer
Take a drink for each sign referencing Jameis Winston
The Samantha Ponder Game:
Take a drink each time Samantha Ponder is shown.
If when she’s shown, you think Samantha Ponder is a Smokeshow continue drinking until she is off screen.
During the show:
If at any point during the show, an analyst picks your alma mater or favorite team to win, finish your beer.  (If picked during Saturday Selection, you only need to finish only a single beer)
Make sure to continue following the “My Friend”, “Pollack’s Bitch”, and “Analyst” games
Take a drink every time Blake Bell, Blake Bortles, Bob Stoops, or Clint Chelf are shown
Take a drink whenever “_____ conference championship” is said
Take a drink each time the word “Iron Bowl” is mentioned or the final play of the Iron Bowl is show.
Drink for the amount of seconds you think are equal to the length of Paul Finebaum’s ears (in inches) when he is shown the first time.
Take a drink every time a stadium is shown.
Take a drink each time Ohio State and Auburn are compared
Take a drink whenever Jameis Winston or his charges are mentioned
Take a drink whenever the “Prayer in Jordan-Hare” is mentioned or shown.
Take a drink every time Kirk says “Win Big”
Take a drink every time Lee Corso says “Closer than the experts think.” or “By a field goal”
Take a drink each time Lee Corso stumbles over his words.
Take a drink whenever someone mentions Michigan State’s defense.
Finish a beer if the guest picker is Larry Bird
Take a drink every time The Bear is shown.
Perform the Saturday Selections.  Each time you agree with your analyst, take a drink.  Each time you disagree, take 3 drinks.  If you fail to make a pick, take 5 drinks.  (Desmond’s partners will be paired with the guest picker.)
During the MSU-OSU pick, if it is mentioned that Lee Corso’s first headgear pick was OSU, finish a beer.  If Corso dons the Brutus head, finish a beer.  If Corso picks up the Brutus head and then throws it before putting on the Michigan State gear finish 3 BEERS.  If he just puts on the Spartan gear finish 2 Beers.
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College Gameday Drinking Game: Week 13

To Start:
Take a drink for each person wearing a black suit coat.
My Friend Game: One person is designated “My friend”.  Every time Corso says, “Not so fast, my friend” everyone besides the designated person finishes his drink.  The last person to finish becomes the new “My friend” for not being fast enough.  When Lee says “Not so fast, [ ]” with any ending besides, “Friend”, the Friend must drink until Lee stops talking.
Pollack’s Bitch Game: One person is designated as David Pollack Bitch.  Every time David Pollack insults a team, player, or coach, Pollack’s bitch drinks for five seconds and then passes the roll onto some of his choice.
Analyst Game: Pick an analyst (Kirk, Lee, or Desmond).  Each time your analyst is shown alone on camera or previews a game take a drink….if you’re analyst goes off screen, the person who takes his place at the table is now your analyst (for better or for worse).
Signs and Flags
Take a drink for each Washington state flag in the background
Take a drink for each sign referencing Jameis Winston
Take a drink for each sign referencing Robert Griffin III

Take a drink for each sign playing off of ESPN
Take a drink for each sign relating to Mike Gundy
Take a drink for each sign referencing Lee Corso
The Samantha Ponder Game:
Take a drink each time Samantha Ponder is shown.
If when she’s shown, you think Samantha Ponder is a Smokeshow continue drinking until she is off screen.
During the show:
If at any point during the show, an analyst picks your alma mater or favorite team to win, finish your beer.  (If picked during Saturday Selection, you only need to finish only a single beer)
Make sure to continue following the “My Friend”, “Pollack’s Bitch”, and “Analyst” games
Take a drink every time Braxton Miller, Jadeveon Clowney, or Tajh Boyd are shown
Take a drink whenever your alma mater is mentioned
Take a drink each time Ed Orgeron is mentioned
Drink for the amount of seconds you think are equal to the length of Paul Finebaum’s ears (in inches) when he is shown the first time.
Take a drink every time a stadium is shown.
Take a drink each time the Oklahoma State scandal is mentioned.
Take a drink whenever Jameis Winston or his charges are mentioned
Take a drink whenever Ohio State’s schedule is mentioned.
Take a drink every time Kirk says “Win Big”
Take a drink every time Lee Corso says “Closer than the experts think.” or “By a field goal”
Take a drink each time Lee Corso stumbles over his words.
Take a drink whenever the Baylor is compared to Ohio State
Finish a beer if the guest picker is a former Oklahoma State athlete.
Take a drink every time The Bear is shown.
Perform the Saturday Selections.  Each time you agree with your analyst, take a drink.  Each time you disagree, take 3 drinks.  If you fail to make a pick, take 5 drinks.  (Desmond’s partners will be paired with the guest picker.)
Finish your beer if the “I’m a Man, I’m 40” clip is shown.
During the Baylor-Oklahoma State pick, if Lee Corso dresses as a Cowboy finish 2 Beers.  If Lee does something Baylor related, finish your current beer.

College Gameday Drinking Game: Week 12

To Start:
Take a drink for each person wearing a black suit coat.
My Friend Game: One person is designated “My friend”.  Every time Corso says, “Not so fast, my friend” everyone besides the designated person finishes his drink.  The last person to finish becomes the new “My friend” for not being fast enough.  When Lee says “Not so fast, [ ]” with any ending besides, “Friend”, the Friend must drink until Lee stops talking.
Pollack’s Bitch Game: One person is designated as David Pollack Bitch.  Every time David Pollack insults a team, player, or coach, Pollack’s bitch drinks for five seconds and then passes the roll onto some of his choice.
Analyst Game: Pick an analyst (Kirk, Lee, or Desmond).  Each time your analyst is shown alone on camera or previews a game take a drink….if you’re analyst goes off screen, the person who takes his place at the table is now your analyst (for better or for worse).
Signs and Flags
Take a drink for each Washington state flag in the background
Take a drink for each sign referencing Stanford’s academic proficiency
Take a drink for each sign referencing Oregon

Take a drink for each sign playing off of ESPN
Take a drink for each sign relating to Jim Harbaugh
Take a drink for each sign referencing Lane Kiffin
The Samantha Ponder Game:
Take a drink each time Samantha Ponder is shown.
If when she’s shown, you think Samantha Ponder is a Smokeshow continue drinking until she is off screen.
During the show:
If at any point during the show, an analyst picks your alma mater or favorite team to win, finish your beer.  (If picked during Saturday Selection, you only need to finish only a single beer)
Make sure to continue following the “My Friend”, “Pollack’s Bitch”, and “Analyst” games
Take a drink every time Braxton Miller, Melvin Gordon, or Christain Hackenberg are shown.
Take a drink whenever your alma mater is mentioned
Take a drink each time Lane Kiffin is mentioned or USC’s current interim head coach is mentioned
Drink for the amount of seconds you think are equal to the length of Paul Finebaum’s ears (in inches) when he is shown the first time.
Take a drink every time a stadium is shown.
Take a drink for each possible candidate for the USC vacancy mentioned.
Take a drink whenever Jameis Winston or his charges are mentioned
Take a drink whenever Ohio State’s schedule is mentioned.
Take a drink every time Kirk says “Win Big”
Take a drink every time Lee Corso says “Closer than the experts think.” or “By a field goal”
Take a drink each time Lee Corso stumbles over his words.
Take a drink whenever the Oregon-Stanford game is mentioned
If Aaron Boone or Judd Apatow is the guest picker, finish 1 new beer…If John Wayne is the guest picker finish 3 Beers.
Take a drink every time The Bear is shown.
Perform the Saturday Selections.  Each time you agree with your analyst, take a drink.  Each time you disagree, take 3 drinks.  If you fail to make a pick, take 5 drinks.  (Desmond’s partners will be paired with the guest picker.)
Take a drink anytime mentions how disappointing USC’s season was last year
During the Stanford-USC pick, if Lee Corso dresses as a tree finish your two beers.  If he downs the Trojan armor finish 2 beers.  If Corso stabs the Trojan sword into turf, finish another beer.

College Gameday Drinking Game: Week 9

To Start:
Take a drink for each person wearing a black suit coat.
My Friend Game: One person is designated “My friend”.  Every time Corso says, “Not so fast, my friend” everyone besides the designated person finishes his drink.  The last person to finish becomes the new “My friend” for not being fast enough.  Also, when someone says “friend” or a synonym, the “Friend” must take a drink.
Pollack’s Bitch Game: One person is designated as David Pollack Bitch.  Every time David Pollack insults a team, player, or coach, Pollack’s bitch drinks for ten seconds and then passes the roll onto some of his choice.
Analyst Game: Pick an analyst (Kirk, Lee, or Desmond).  Each time your analyst is shown alone on camera, take a drink.  Each time your analyst previews a game, drink for 10 seconds.
Signs and Flags
Take a drink for each Washington state flag in the background
Take a drink for each sign negatively referring to Shabazz Muhammad
Take a drink for each sign referencing Jerry Sandusky

Take a drink for each sign playing off of ESPN
Take a drink for each sign talking about Rick Neuheisel
Take a drink for each sign mentioning NIKE
The Samantha Ponder Game:
Take a drink each time Samantha Ponder is shown.
If when she’s shown, you think Samantha Ponder is a Smokeshow continue drinking until she is off screen.
During the show:
If at any point during the show, an analyst picks your alma mater or favorite team to win, finish your beer.  (If picked during Saturday Selection, you only need to finish a single beer)
Make sure to continue following the “My Friend”, “Pollack’s Bitch”, and “Analyst” games
Take a drink every time they mention Chip Kelly/The Eagles
Take a drink whenever your alma mater is mentioned
Take a drink whenever the Oregon/Washington game is mentioned
Drink for the amount of seconds you think are equal to the length of Paul Finebaum’s ears when he is shown the first time.
Take a drink every time a stadium is shown.
Take a drink whenever time Maty Mauk is mentioned
Take a drink whenever De’Anthony’s connection to Snoop Dogg (Snoop Lion) is mentioned.
Take a drink anyone says “Autzen Zoo”
Take a drink every time Kirk says “Win Big”
Take a drink every time Lee Corso says “Closer than the experts think.”
Take a drink each time Lee Corso stumbles over his words.
Take a drink each time Lee Corso repeats something he has just said.
If Ty Burrell or Kaitlin Olson is the guest picker, drink for 10 seconds.  If both are, finish your beer.
Take a drink every time The Bear is shown.
Perform the Saturday Selections.  Each time you agree with your analyst, take a drink.  Each time you disagree, take 3 drinks.  If you fail to make a pick, take 5 drinks.  (Desmond’s partners will be paired with the guest picker.)
Take a drink whenever Teddy Bridgewater is show or the UCF defeat of Louisville is mentioned.
During the Oregon-UCLA pick, Lee Corso ushers live ducks onto the stage finish 2 Beers.  If Corso picks the ducks and hugs the real Oregon duck finish beers.  If Corso picks UCLA finish 2 beers.

College Gameday Drinking Game: Week 8

To Start:
Take a drink for each person not wearing a black suit coat.
My Friend Game: One person is designated “My friend”.  Every time Corso says, “Not so fast, my friend” everyone besides the designated person finishes his drink.  The last person to finish becomes the new “My friend” for not being fast enough.  Also, when someone says “friend” or a synonym, the “Friend” must take a drink.
Pollack’s Bitch Game: One person is designated as David Pollack Bitch.  Every time David Pollack insults a team, player, or coach, Pollack’s bitch drinks for ten seconds and then passes the roll onto some of his choice.
Analyst Game: Pick an analyst (Kirk, Lee, or Desmond).  Each time your analyst is shown alone on camera, take a drink.  Each time your analyst previews a game, drink for 10 seconds.
Signs and Flags
Take a drink for each Washington state flag in the background
Take a drink for each sign negatively referencing Jimbo Fisher
Take a drink for any sign referring Tajh Boyd to the Heisman
The Samantha Ponder Game:
Take a drink each time Samantha Ponder is shown.
If when she’s shown, you think Samantha Ponder is a Smokeshow continue drinking until she is off screen.
During the show:
If at any point during the show, an analyst picks your alma mater or favorite team to win, finish your beer.  (If picked during Saturday Selection, you only need to finish a single beer)
Make sure to continue following the “My Friend”, “Pollack’s Bitch”, and “Analyst” games
Take a drink every time the Georgia-Clemson game from Week 1 is mentioned
Take a drink whenever your alma mater is mentioned
Take a drink everytime Howard’s rock is mentioned
Drink for the amount of seconds you think are equal to the length of Paul Finebaum’s ears when he is shown the first time.
Take a drink every time a stadium is shown.
Take a drink when every time James Franklin is mentioned
Take a drink whenever Chris Fowler says “Meeshigan” instead of Michigan.
Take a drink if Lee Corso says “Wow, this kid”
Take a drink every time Kirk says “Win Big”
Take a drink every time Lee Corso says “Closer than the experts think.”
Take a drink each time Lee Corso stumbles over his words.
Take a drink each time Lee Corso repeats something he has just said.
If Brian Dawkins or Nancy O’Dell is the guest picker, drink for 5 seconds.  If both are, finish your beer.
Take a drink every time The Bear is shown.
Perform the Saturday Selections.  Each time you agree with your analyst, take a drink.  Each time you disagree, take 3 drinks.  If you fail to make a pick, take 5 drinks.  (Desmond’s partners will be paired with the guest picker.)
Take a drink time Oregon’s pink helmets are shown.
During the Clemson-Florida State pick, Lee Corso wields the Seminole Spear, finish your beer.  If he slams it into a piece of turf, finish a second beer.  If Corso picks Clemson, only finish a beer if Kirk touches the mascot head.

College Gameday Drinking Game: Week 7

To Start:
Take a drink for each person not wearing a black suit coat.
My Friend Game: One person is designated “My friend”.  Every time Corso says, “Not so fast, my friend” everyone besides the designated person finishes his drink.  The last person to finish becomes the new “My friend” for not being fast enough.  Also, when someone says “friend” or a synonym, the “Friend” must take a drink. 
Pollack’s Bitch Game: One person is designated as David Pollack Bitch.  Every time David Pollack insults a team, player, or coach, Pollack’s bitch drinks for ten seconds and then passes the roll onto some of his choice.
Analyst Game: Pick an analyst (Kirk, Lee, or Desmond).  Each time your analyst is shown alone on camera, take a drink.
Signs and Flags
Take a drink for each Washington state flag in the background 
Take a drink for each sign referencing Chip Kelly 
Take a drink for any sign with the word “Nickelback” in it. 
The Samantha Ponder Game:
Take a drink each time Samantha Ponder is shown.
If when she’s shown, you think Samantha Ponder is a Smokeshow continue drinking until she is off screen.
During the show:
If at any point during the show, an analyst picks your alma mater or favorite team to win, finish your beer.  (If picked during Saturday Selection, you only need to finish a single beer) 
Make sure to continue following the “My Friend”, “Pollack’s Bitch”, and “Analyst” games 
Take a drink if Chris Fowler mentions “CenturyLink Field” or the stadium is shown 
Take a drink whenever your alma mater is mentioned 
Take a drink whenever your biggest rival is mentioned 
Take a drink every time Lane Kiffin’s firing is mentioned 
Take a drink every time “Red River” is said. 
Take a drink when anyone says “Apple Cup” 
Take a drink whenever Chris Fowler says “Meeshigan” instead of Michigan. 
Take a drink if Lee Corso says “Warshington” rather than “Washington” (including Washington St etc.) 
Take a drink every time Kirk says “Win Big” 
Take a drink every time Lee Corso says “Closer than the experts think.” 
Take a drink each time Lee Corso stumbles over his words.
Take a drink each time Lee Corso repeats something he has just said. 
If Hope Solo or Warren Moon is the guest picker, drink for 6 seconds…if it is anyone else, take a deep breath.
Take a drink every time The Bear is shown.
Perform the Saturday Selections.  Each time you agree with your analyst, take a drink.  Each time you disagree, take 3 drinks.  If you fail to make a pick, take 5 drinks.  (Desmond’s partners will be paired with the guest picker.)
Take a drink if Chris Fowler references the fans in his first sentence introducing the Oregon-Washington game, drink for 5 seconds.
During the Oregon-Washington picks, if Lee Corso ushers live Ducks onto the stage, finish beers.  If Kirk picks up one of the Ducks finish another beer…if the Ducks make no appearance, only finish a beer if Kirk touches Lee’s mascot head…if none of this happens you’re off the hook.

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